are you ready, kids? NO. or: maybe the krusty krab pizza IS the pizza for you and me

According to Spotify, the very first song I listened to in 2018 was “Bikini Bottom Day” from the¬†SpongeBob SquarePants¬†musical. Jump out of bed Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail Full steam ahead The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail Once upon a time in college, I went with myContinue reading “are you ready, kids? NO. or: maybe the krusty krab pizza IS the pizza for you and me”