fried endorian yip tip: another review/probably a thinly veiled cry-for-help

Okay, yeah, I'm in Orlando right now. (Yeah, I know.) Look, this year has been unrepentant trash, so my best friend and I had a collective pixie dust-fueled anxiety attack and headed South. I am writing this from Universal's Surfside Inn at the tail end of an epic three days. We are exhausted and sunburned … Continue reading fried endorian yip tip: another review/probably a thinly veiled cry-for-help

you are enough, or: i still have a lot of feelings about theme park rides

Part of what I like so much about theme parks is that you spend the whole day succeeding. Oh, Optimus Prime needs your help getting the AllSpark? No problem. Spider-Man needs your help taking down the Sinister Six? Nailed it! Doctor Doom needs your help harvesting screams to power Latveria? ON IT, DOOM. (For real. … Continue reading you are enough, or: i still have a lot of feelings about theme park rides

we’ll always have isla nublar, or saying good bye to jurassic park: the ride

    Universal Studios Hollywood just announced that September 3, 2018 will be guests’ last opportunity to ride Jurassic Park: The Ride, and I feel a lot of ways about it.     To be fair, I’ve never ridden Jurassic Park: The Ride at Universal Studios Hollywood. However, I am a devotee of Universal Islands of Adventure’s Jurassic Park … Continue reading we’ll always have isla nublar, or saying good bye to jurassic park: the ride